Laura Bush as desperate housewife

From Wonkette

Laura Bush, at the White House Correspondents Dinner: "I am married to the President of the United States and here is our typical evening. Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep, and I am watching Desperate Housewives. With Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentleman, I am a desperate housewife. . .

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