This week's top 10

Top 10 conservative idiots of the week, that is, courtesy of the Democratic Underground.

W wins this one, based on, among other things, this exchange with one of the soldiers in the staged videoconference with Bush:

THE PRESIDENT: Let me ask you something. Were you there when I came to New York?

SERGEANT LOMBARDO: Yes, I was, Mr. President.

THE PRESIDENT: I thought you looked familiar.

SERGEANT LOMBARDO: Well, thank you.

THE PRESIDENT: I probably look familiar to you, too.