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Wonkette strikes again:

Dean Outs Republicans

Truly shocking news out of California, courtesy of Drudge:

In S.F., Dean calls GOP 'a white Christian party'

In other news, NOW members described as 'liberal feminists'! College professors called 'intellectuals'! NASCAR fans turn out to be 'middle class Americans'! SKY TOTALLY BLUE!!!!!

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