Premature withdrawal? Say again?

As Emily Litella, the Gilda Radner character, might say: What's all this I hear about premature ejaculation by our troops?

Mark Green, speak up! I know this war stuff can be exciting and stimulating, and that you've actually penetrated Iraq airspace yourself to see firsthand what kind of activity is going on there.

But premature ejaculation? I get e-mails every day about how to fix that. It shouldn't be a big problem for the Pentagon to get some quantity of that stuff for the troops to rub on their vital parts.

Oh, not premature ejaculation? Premature WITHDRAWAL? Like pulling out when you haven't gotten your rocks off yet?

Never mind.