'Just say no to sex' campaign should end teenage pregancy, right?

So the assortment of wingnuts and wackos that we refer to collectively as the Republican majority in the Wisconsin Legislature is about to end teenage pregnancy.

How? By ending teenage sex -- in fact, ending all premarital sex.

How? By telling kids in school about abstinence.

Young people, it seems, have never heard of abstaining from sex as an option. Or if they have, it's been forgotten. As Jay Bullock explains on his Folkbum blog, "teaching them about condoms crowds all that they ever heard about abstinence out of their brains."

"Here's today's lesson, Class: Just don't do it, kids. It's no fun, kind of messy, you can get all kinds of icky diseases, and -- don't forget -- that's where babies come from."

That should do the trick.

If that works, let's stop smoking next.