Mexican-made threads pose threat to border!

Brace yourself. Shocking news!

Uniforms worn by U.S. Border Patrol along the Mexican border are -- gasp! -- made in Mexico!!!

Not to worry. Corrective action is in the works. Let's just hope this bill passes before swarms of illegal immigrants march across the border in formation, disguised as Border Patrol troops.

Anyone down there ever heard of NAFTA?