Texas Won't Mess With Sexy Cheers

Praise the lord. Texas lawmakers have decided to keep their hands off high school cheerleaders. A bill to outlaw "sexy" or suggestive cheers and body language, which actually passed one house, seems to be dead. Story.

So Wisconsin Republicans can still be the first in the nation to deal with this insidious threat, either through legislation or, perhaps, a constitutional amendment.

For a sample of the banned positions, see the satirical Swift Report. (Warning: This site does not have the PC seal of approval.)