Thursday, January 12, 2006

No more Mister Nice Guy

"Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side."

-- Former pro-wrestler and Minnesota gubernatorial candidate Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, quoted by the Minneapolis Star-Tribune.

Of note: Sharkey's 13-point platform includes "his pledge to execute -- by impalement in front of the State Capitol -- terrorists, rapists, drug dealers, child abusers, repeat drunken drivers and anybody who preys on the elderly."

Before you laugh too hard, remember Governor Jesse (The Body) Ventura? Of Minnesota?

Hat tip: Political Wire.


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