Bush's Wisconsin schedule leaks out

This is a confidential, internal White House document, but what the hell?

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POTUS SCHEDULE FOR VISIT TO WISCONSIN FEB. 20-21

MONDAY, FEB. 21:

-- Arrive Mitchell Field (named for General Billy Mitchell; joke about your military flying days). Greeted on tarmac by:

-- local officials

-- a couple of GOP candidates for governor [they'll be the ones elbowing each other for photo op position]

-- Sheriff David Clarke, the Republican in sheep's clothing you like so much. Tell the sheriff it would be great if he'd become a Republican, because we can always use more African Americans in the party. If he switched, there would be seven.

-- Speak at Johnson Controls. They make controls. (Maybe a joke about how many people in Wisconsin are named Johnson?)

-- Attend Mayor Tom Barrett's State of the City speech. He's a Democrat who used to be in Congress and he invited you. There will be plenty of empty chairs, his people say, and no tough questions for you.

-- Stay overnight at the Bradley Foundation. You know why. (Bring a bagman.)

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 21

-- Testify at political corruption trial of Scott Jensen, former Speaker of the Assembly. Your testimony that everybody campaigns on the taxpayer's dime should help his case tremendously. Be sure to mention that your political advisor, Karl Rove, and his political staff, work right in the White House on the government payroll. That should cinch it for Scooter (Jensen, not Libby. Jensen likes to be called that, so use his nickname if you get a chance.) NOTE: This stop could be scrapped if Jensen cops a plea.

-- Wheels up. Git outa town. Have a long, tall cool one on the plane. After spending that much time with those cheeseheads, you deserve it. One won't hurt.