Monday, July 24, 2006

GardPants to the rescue?

Carrie Lynch reports that the backers of the constitutional amendment on gay marriage and civil unions either can't or won't come up with anyone to debate their side of the issue on Wisconsin Public Television.

One theory, she says, is that the gay bashers believe all of the latte-sipping, tree-hugging, granola-eating, limp-wristed, lily-livered liberals who watch public television are all going to vote no anyway, so why waste their time.

I have a nominee. Just the guy to do it. And he could use some TV exposure. The guy who's willing to go to any lengths to make sure no gays get health benefits while he's around. You guessed it: SpongeJohn GardPants. Unless, of course, Mark Green -- another big gay-basher -- wants the slot.


At 9:26 AM, Blogger Communitygal said...

Alas, SpongeJohn hasn't managed to attend law school, or at least he hasn't been admitted to Wisconsin's Bar.

Guess those character and fitness evaluations are worth something!

Maybe the guy who sued Action Wisconsin and got hit for $87,000 in sanctions for bringing a frivolous lawsuit should do it for the "yes" side. He sounds like a "true believer." Yes, I guess some do manage to slip through that character and fitness screen . . .

Great graphic, by the way.


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