Friday, August 04, 2006

How hard can it be, Mark?

Kinky Friedman is running for governor of Texas with the slogan, "How hard can it be?"

Considering how he's done so far on some very simple tasks, Brew City Brawler says, is looks like it's too hard for Mark Green.


At 6:11 PM, Blogger Kinky is Awesome said...

there aren't too many liberals here in Texas (or hadn't you noticed) so Kinky needs to get the word out that he's got lots to offer Texas Republican voters.

Here's my official list of 10 reasons Texas Republicans should vote for Kinky (I stole this list from a whiney liberal, but I fixed it to take out the whining):

(1) Kinky has run for office in the past as a Republican,

(2) Kinky voted for Bush/Cheney in 2004,

(3) Kinky's interview with Ruminator magazine confirms that he supported Bush's Middle East foreign policy,

(4) Kinky's public voting records confirm he was mistaken when he said he voted for Gore in 2000,

(5) Kinky hasn't voted for a Democrat in any election at least from 1994 to 2004,

(6) Kinky wants to take time during the school day for prayers in schools,

(7) Kinky wants to post the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms,

(8) Kinky is not obsessed with political correctness,

(9) Kinky knows how to deal with illegal aliens from Mexico, and

(10) Kinky’s immigration policy of hiring Mexican generals to police our border is a great idea that John McCain has endorsed.

Well, that's my top 10 list and I didn't even include the fact that Perry just signed the biggest tax increase in Texas history.

At 8:20 AM, Blogger goofticket said...

I was reading some Texas newspapers the other day, from Houston, El Paso, Galveston, etc online and found that there are many people who are really, really angry at the states GOP.
Texans don't like to be embarassed by their politicians and they hold a grudge. A Texas sized grudge.

Kinky does have a chance of winning, or at least shifting the votes away from the Texas GOP.


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