Failure to communicate
I'm not sure this is true, and it could bring a defamation suit, but I heard this story about the Robinsons, of Boots and Sabers.
One day Owen decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to Wendy, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Go Aggies!"
Hat tip: Jack Lohman.