Both sides want GardPants to butt out

SpongeJohn GardPants

When we last left our hero, Speaker SpongeJohn GardPants, he was enlisting the aid of an evangelical law firm to make sure that no gay people who work for the state of Wisconsin got any health care benefits for their partners.

People just have no appreciation of the lengths he's willing to go to be of service. GardPants got this firm, which was very busy making sure our kids weren't corrupted by gay cartoons, and organizing school events to show sympathy for those infected by the gay lifestyle, to help discriminate against Wisconsin gays for free. Earlier post on the Alliance Defense Fund.

Now, both sides in the lawsuit over domestic partner benefits have filed briefs (naughty word; surprised the Alliance files them) saying the legislature has no standing to intervene in the case, the Wisconsin State Journal reports.

UPDATE: SPONGEPAUL BUCHERPANTS PILES ON. Always room for one more Republican to join in when we're beating up on gays. AG wannabe Paul Bucher jumps in with a twofer, getting his anti-gay message out while attacking Peg Lautenschlager.Release.